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Greetings
Happy New Year!
As we say good-bye to 2009 I want to thank all of our loyal customers - your referrals mean so much to us. And we loved hearing your stories about how the PortaVault has improved your life. You are our inspiration!
Like many of you I have made some New Years Resolutions, besides the usually ones of getting fit I am also going to make it a goal to laugh out loud once a day. My husband always starts his morning by reading the funnies in the newspaper - he smiles and chuckles and gets a great attitude for the day ahead. To help lighten up your day and bring a smile to your face we have added "A Little Humor" section to our eletter. We welcome your participation in our goal to make people smile - so please send us funny stories, jokes etc that our readers would appreciate.
Our eletter will once again be monthly and will provide information that we hope you find interesting and helpful to your life and also assist in the maintenance of your PortaVault.
You have received this newsletter because you are a customer, friend or someone I thought would be interested in the topics we cover. Enjoy and as always I welcome your comments and suggestions about our products or newsletter at sherie@securitaonline.com
Sherie Dodsworth
Founder and CEO

Ideas Worth Exploring
A LITTLE HUMOR
Did you ever find yourself thinking there are just too many laws? Well, there are more laws out there than you think - laws that were put on the books and then forgotten. Here are just a few that I hope will bring a smile to your face and some laughter to your voice.
Marshalltown, Iowa - its illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.
Texas - when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Florida - the law states that if an elephant is tied to a parking meter, it must pay the same fees as a car.
Utah - state law prohibits fishing from horseback
Rochester, Michigan - the law states that anyone appearing in public in a bathing suit must have it inspected by a police officer.
Wyoming - its against the law to take a picture of a rabbit in the months of January, February, March or April.
Iowa- According to the law, kisses may last for as much as, but no more than five minutes.
Massachusetts- Holyoke - it is against the law to water your lawn when it is raining
Nevada- Las Vegas - it is illegal to pawn your dentures.
Securita Holiday Promotion
To celebrate the New Year and decade we are offering a 10% discount - but don't procrastinate - offer ends February 28, 2010.
Save 10% off your entire purchase!
Use coupon code "2010" at checkout.
Vital Records PortaVault
The Vital Records PortaVault is an easy-to-use, comprehensive system which IDENTIFIES, ORGANIZES, STORES AND TRANSPORTS all of the important records and documents commonly found in a home.
- Eliminate the guesswork in identifying important documents
- Does not require filling out a lot of forms
- Filled with helpful hints and guidance
- Ready when you are: just grab it & go
- Prevents chaos in emergency situations
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